Super Mario Comic - The Game Must Go On!

Meeting at Nintendo
Executive: Any ideas for the DLC for Super Mario Odyssey?
Employee 1: We could make Peach and Tiara playable characters so that they can save themselves from Bowser. I call it "Super Peach Odyssey."
Employee 2: It's a great idea, and we could go back to NSMBW and NSMBU and make some changes to them: replace Yellow Toad with Princess Peach, give the playable characters (including Peach) SMB2 physics, and alter the cutscenes so that Peach is in the adventure.
Employee 3: After that, we could show Princess Peach's side of the story during the events of SMG1.
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Executive: You three are fired.